noah - guitar/vocals |
keith - drums/vocals |
noah pretends to play guitar and know how to sing. he likes horror movies and mexican food. his skills include and are limited to the following: an uncanny ability to remember the name of every green day record and the ability to eat a quesadilla in one bite.
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keith is a warm body. his body is very warm.if you ever get a chance to feel his body, ask him if it's ok first, and then feel his body. also, his shirt could be rung out for a sweat sample at any given moment. his skills include pulling the wool over everyone's eyes that he is actually a drummer, and that working 41 hours a week isn't slowly killing him. also, he's pretty funny and speaks in the third person. this is keith.
DON - BASS/BALD BEAUTY don slaps da bass and brings the low end. he frequently enjoys having his name written in a different font than the rest of the band. he also insists on only using 5 string basses, because drop d is for losers. some of his many special skills are: drinking kool-aid out of a mountain dew bottle and still using mapquest printouts for directions. |